… for creating those 12 creatures that always makes me mad.
They are hot, dumb, gay, sexy, cute, gay, adorable, adorkable, gay, stupid, dumb, sexy, nice, gay, hot as hell, gay, beutiful [hey! don’t judge! Kris taught me this word!] gay, smart, sassy, bitchy, gay, cheeky… did I mentioned that they are gay?
These mutherfuckers ruined my life. Ruined my everything.
I don’t have ovaries. They just fucking exploded because your sons made me too horny and that’s how it ended…
I broke all my fingers because of them. [Don’t ask why.]
4893874390275/10 WOULD DEFINITELY BANG.